Something's growing in Cleveland.
Grow Your Own Clean.
Introducing Uncle Earl's Soap Tree Seeds. Just plant, water, and wait. In 6–8 weeks, you'll be harvesting boxes of the strongest natural soap on the market, right from your backyard. Available in three varieties: Lemon Zest & Cedar, Orange Grove & Clove, and Lavender. Each seed kit comes with everything you need to start your own soap orchard.
Lemon Zest & Cedar
Sun-loving. Thrives in well-drained soil. Produces bright yellow boxes of our most popular scent.
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Warm-climate variety. Rich, saturated fruit. A hint of spice in every harvest.
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Hardy perennial. Gorgeous purple blooms. The most aromatic of the three.
Subscribe & Save →Each kit ships with soil starter, planting instructions, and a genuine Uncle Earl's watering tag.
Okay, fine.
There are no soap trees. We checked. Earl looked into it back in '98 and the science just isn't there yet. BUT—you can still keep a fresh supply of Uncle Earl's coming to your door every single month. No planting required. No watering. No arguing with squirrels.
Lemon Zest & Cedar
2 bars per month, lemon scent.
Bright. Clean. Cedar-grounded.
SubscribeOrange Grove & Clove
2 bars per month, orange scent.
Warm. Spiced. People will ask.
SubscribeThe Orchard
6 bars per month — 2 each of all three scents.
Everything. Every month.
SubscribeEvery new subscriber gets a free packet of real seeds with their first order — wildflowers, lemongrass, or lavender. Because someone should be growing something.
What subscribers are saying.
Real people. Real soap. Zero actual trees.
I bought it as a joke gift for my brother-in-law. He now uses it exclusively and has asked me to stop calling it a joke.
I've tried every natural soap out there. This is the only one that actually gets motor oil off my hands. And I smell like a lemon grove, which my wife is fine with.
The lavender is strong enough to matter but not so strong that you feel like you live in a candle store. Perfect balance.
Canceled my last subscription because the soap smelled like a hotel hallway. This smells like something Earl actually made in a kitchen. Which he did.
My kids tried to plant the seed packet indoors. It grew. I now have a small lavender plant on my windowsill and a subscription I will never cancel.
Four stars only because I thought the soap trees were real and I already told my neighbor about them. Otherwise it's the best soap I've ever used.
Questions we saw coming.
The subscription is very real. The soap trees were not. We apologize for any confusion and accept no responsibility for seeds you may have already ordered from other vendors.
Three: Lemon Zest & Cedar, Orange Grove & Clove, and Lavender. Subscribe to one scent, or get all three (plus liquid soap) with The Orchard.
Yes. You can switch scents or change your plan anytime from your account. No fees, no lectures.
You're billed on the same date each month. Cancel anytime before your next billing date and you won't be charged again. No cancellation fees, no passive-aggressive confirmation emails.
Every new subscriber gets a packet of real seeds with their first shipment — wildflowers, lemongrass, or lavender. Because someone should be growing something.
Earl is real. He's from Cleveland. He did look into soap trees in 1998. He remains skeptical of most things but stands behind every bar we make.